if you dont text your friend blaze it at 4:20 it ain’t real
itsanachobad: Well hello there, I'm trying to make this sound as little creepy as possible (bad start, jfc). So I saw you on Friend Zone, which was, like, literally ages ago and I was like 'hey that guy seems cool and funny' and turns out you are cool and funny so hooray. Now, you should look at this message as my way to show respect to you and a sign that you are on the right track. In life. I guess. Very deep. so ya ur awesome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
wow this made me extraordinarily happy. thank you friend, you are very kind :) i’m glad i made that impression on friend zone because little known fact: i was scared shitless.
anyway, thank you. you’re cool.
tehweirdo: I'm about to start college, what should I major in?