if you dont text your friend blaze it at 4:20 it ain’t real

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier


it’s 3:47 AM and I did not intend to see horror of this caliber

unblogger:

nashrek ogreier

it’s 3:47 AM and I did not intend to see horror of this caliber

another selfie because it is my scheduled selfie time

itsanachobad: Well hello there, I'm trying to make this sound as little creepy as possible (bad start, jfc). So I saw you on Friend Zone, which was, like, literally ages ago and I was like 'hey that guy seems cool and funny' and turns out you are cool and funny so hooray. Now, you should look at this message as my way to show respect to you and a sign that you are on the right track. In life. I guess. Very deep. so ya ur awesome ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

wow this made me extraordinarily happy. thank you friend, you are very kind :) i’m glad i made that impression on friend zone because little known fact: i was scared shitless. 

anyway, thank you. you’re cool.

+1 to the selfie stack

tehweirdo: I'm about to start college, what should I major in?
dennys:

egg

what

lameborghini:

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same

asgardian-impala:

THIS IS THE SMOOTHEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HTE FRICK

My name is Brock. Hi.
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